Fuck you, Jerry.
Taylor walks in a run on four pitches
Ugh, i hate the Rangers.
Even the Rangers hate the Rangers.
Whew!
Whew.
I was sure that was a CB special.
Wow. Thought that was four
But the Rangers get a run without a hitâŚthree walks and an error. Lead 2-0
How about we start playing like the best offensive team in baseball?
Vaunt.
The most vaunted offense in baseball.
Buzz the tower, then dot the corner x 2.
Fuck Kyle Gibson.
This is pretty nasty stuff.
Damn.
Machete didnât quite get that one.
Very nasty.
Take away the first inning on Opening Day, and Gibsonâs ERA is 1.41.
Theyâll get some calls about him.
Defense less than stellar tonight.
Odorizi in in relief. I didnât see that coming. Was I supposed to see that coming?
Another deflected ball. Iâd rule that an error, but Iâm sure theyâll give him a hit.