Rangers @ Astros, July 24, 2024

Chas!

2-run double off the CF wall!

Warning track power.

SMH.

Jeebus Diaz.

Diaz…carved the literal fuck up

Good grief

Peña…grounds out 6-3, Abreu scores

75% catch probability on a 418 foot drive off the top of the wall my ass.

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Meyers…fucked on a 2-0 pitch at his ankles…3-1…3-2…strikes out

But the Astros grab a 4-2 lead.

At least we have a lead.

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It also said it would have been a home run at MMP. If that doesn’t prove the bullshit…

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At bat gave me a grandslam update

No kidding.

ChatGPT has entered the … uh, chat.

Chas got the same. He pimped it like it was out, and was lucky it wasn’t a 418-ft single

More walks…yay.

Bielak seems determined to give it all back.

Not what I need to see after a long day

This is too good of an offensive opponent to fuck around with free passes.

Even the A’s made them pay eventually.

Come on Bielak!

And Bielak just fucking shits himself

E3 makes it 4-3, Rangers on the corners

Shit.