Rangers @ Astros, July 24, 2021

“It’s been an unusual night.” No shit, TK.

That’s 13 walks in this game and we’re in the 6th

Oops, violated the prime directive: don’t hit the batter in an 0-2 count.

I really enjoyed Marquez’s signal. He daintily pointed a his elbow then pointed to first.

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If Altuve swings at the first pitch, I AM gonna start throwing shit

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Man, Gibson is just about the whiniest looking motherfucker I’ve ever seen on the mound. He’s just constantly set at pout.

Hide the china, Martha!!!

Holy shit what an awful call

Oh go fuck yourself, Alfonso.

You are fucking awful.

Altuvestrike1

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Steee-rike!!!

(daintily points at the other batter’s box)

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Ump took the bat right out of Altuve’s hands. Fuck that guy

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Meanwhile Patrick Sandoval is through 7.2 hit less for the Angels

Through 8

Abreu in

…and YOU get a no-hitter! …and YOU get a no-hitter!

E6.

Permission to come unravelled because of one small mistake, sir?

Abreu has to be thinking “seriously?”