13 straight pitches out of the zone
When you’re up against a weasel, you just play possum. Problem solved.
Gibson hasn’t thrown a strike yet. Yuli, you dumbass.
There’s no way Yuli doesn’t walk if he doesn’t swing
Fuck! You too, Tucker?
Where is my fucking cattle prod?
…and Tucker just swung at the exact same first pitch Yuli did
25 pitches, 23 balls, 2 strikes and gets three outs. These guys need a punch in the dick.
Well, that was very unsatisfying.
That’ll come back to bite them in the ass.
I’m hoping this isn’t one of those games.
1/2 hour per inning? No problem.
Old Framber is back.
Framber is fucking awful so far.
Why the hell is he bunting?
Because the Rangers are hitting .160 as a team after the ASB.
Leave the ball alone, Framber. You have infielders.
Hey look! You threw TWO fucking strikes and got out of it.
Living a charmed life.