Rangers @ Astros, August 2, 2026

Let’s not start sucking our lollipops yet.

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“Someday, all of this will be yours”

“What, the curtains?”

Whenever I see that motherfucker I think of Chuck’s (I think?) joke about female peacocks… but that may be a little coarse for everyday use.

Good to know. I knew Braun was the Peen and could probably have made a reasonable guess at how/why he got the name, but it is nice to get the official version.

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that I would be implicated in the telling of a tasteless joke.

Well, not that shocked.

So, people want to know, is it a Peacunt or a Peatwat?

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The joke is actually tasteless and juvenile… my two favourite types.

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I’ll take this if Chuck if having a memory lapse… I believe it’s the former but the latter is ok when we’re talking about Pedo.