Peña with a leadoff single, Yordan with a double
Paredes grounds out 3U
Walker strikes out in perhaps the worst at bat I’ve ever seen at the professional level.
Trammell walks to load the bases
Juiced for Altuve…
Altuve hacks at a slider in the dirt on the first pitch and bounces into a 5U FC
Astros stomp their dicks hard.
No score after one.
Excepting Christian Walker who is infuriatingly terrible and has left a small city on base these last few games, this is a pretty reasonable lineup. I hope Espada’s feeling OK.
I’m about done with Altuve being an everyday starter presently. He is so fucking bad at the plate lately.
What a pants shitting by 3-4-6.
For those of you not watching, this is not typical HH, i.e. Hudson Hyperbole.
It’s hard to over exaggerate how terrible some of the pitches Altuve swings at are.
I was referring to the Walker at bat but this is true, too.
Walker’s at bat was historically terrible.
Walker’s at bats with runners on third and less than two outs drive me nuts. He usually is still trying to hit the ball to the moon even when he gets behind in the count.
It’s to the point where I dread Altuve coming to the plate w/RISP.
I hate Walker on his best days, but what he’s been doing lately with runners on base has elevated my rage to levels previously unmeasured.
Trammell with a blue star!
11 pitches, two strikes. Three outs. That’s from your 3-4-5 guys.
Yeah, don’t think I failed to note that Paredes began the parade by swinging at ball four a foot off the plate.
Cam with a leadoff double.


