Rangers @ Astros, April 14, 2023

Yep. One of those you put in the “54 you’re going to lose”.

They’re collecting those at an alarming rate.

It means he started seeing like he was Laz Diaz.

There’s gonna be a lot more than 54 of them this season if the hitters don’t start taking advantage of these slop throwing fuckwits in the Rangers bullpen.

Swallowed a contact?

Seriously, hope it wasn’t a concussion after hitting the wall.

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Rangers have had baserunners in every inning but one.

Martinez throwing meat.

I wonder if that mound conversation was in Spanish.

It means he has DOUBLE VISION

I hope it makes the best of him

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Hot blooded. He’s got a fever of 103.

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Middle of eight…still 5-2

Foreigner is a band that absolutely fascinates me because literally every single known song of theirs is vomitous dogshit. I looked into it recently and there are songs of theirs I’ve heard a million times without realizing it was Foreigner that have annoyed me for decades and guess what now that I know it’s Foreigner they annoy me even more.

I wonder if Abreu will ever hit another home run

He’s on pace to drive in about 40 runs.

Complete and total disinterest tonight from the bats.

This feels like the first time, I’ve read this.

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Jesus Hensley.

That was the heart of the order, folks.

I couldn’t tell you the difference between a song by

Foreigner
REO Speedwagon
Bad Company
.38 Special
and probably several others

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