Rangers @ Astros, April 14, 2023

Leadoff baserunner, wasted. Again.

5-2 Rangers

Dubon took a 91 MPH fastball right down the fucking middle for strike one, too.

How’s he supposed to fist that out into right field?

Slightly behind it and dragging his hands through the zone?

Stanek in and joins the shit show with a leadoff walk.

Before he threw a pitch I was confident he was going to walk the first batter.

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I’ve moved inside. Maybe that’ll change their luck.

Of all the shit I thought might go wrong early in this season, the bullpen was just about at the bottom of the list

Turn your stereo up. I bet your neighbors enjoy Kansas like anyone.

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I’d go with Foghat

It’s April 14th. Did you forget who I married?

FOOL FOR THE CITY

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It wasn’t Chuck, was it?

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that accountants hate Kansas.

He played hard to get.

They hate a mouse fart after working a 15-hour day.

Well at least there hasn’t been much reason for loud celebrations this evening.

My wayward son, please carry on!

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Maldy, dragging a bass boat into 2B for a leadoff double!

THERE WILL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DUHUNNN

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