Rangers @ Astros, April 14, 2023

Holy crap.

Jesus Fuck Hensley, you’re a fucking idiot.

Well…that was dumb. Peña flies out F9, Hensley thrown out by 28 feet at 2B

Getting thrown out tagging from first, on a flyball to right, it may not be the dumbest thing you can do on a baseball field, but it’s on the fucking list.

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When it rains…

This version of the Astros is a hollow shell of its capacity — and while I am more than happy to enjoy the ride, one wonders how long will these guys play like this.

Check swing roller puts runners on 1B and 2B, sac bunt moves them

Garcia is throwing puss

Bloop single makes it 5-1 Rangers

Middle of five…5-1 Rangers

Machete!

5-2

Bregman now has the lowest batting average of any Astro not named Jake Meyers. Barely.

And Meyers works a walk. Let’s make some hay, here.

Bregman with a knock!

Alvarez representing the tying run…

Fucking hell, ump

That was a makeup call. But Laz Diaz has been a mess

Goddamn, Laz. You’re fucking horrendous.

Alvarez down on strikes. Come on, Abreu…

That’s some bad fucking luck.

For fuck’s sake, lucky fucking cocksucker.