Rangers @ Astros, April 14, 2023

Lionel Ritchie - someone send the boys some bats in the shower and make them listen to Hello - 1000 times… They’ll be hitting by game time tomorrow, its like its own slump buster.

Dusty, if you read this, put em all in the shower and blast that shit… theyll be hitting in no time :slight_smile:

I don’t like losing to anyone, but I fucking hate losing to the Rangers

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Patrick Bateman begs to differ.

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Not suggesting they dress up in plastic and start handling deadly, sharp-ass weapons in a homicidal rage. More to help them focus on the meat being served up to them, that gets passed them in April.

On a final note…the soundtrack from Bull Durham is pretty fucking good. The Smithereens, Los Lobos, Otis Redding…

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Wait…are we talking about GWAR now?

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