Punishments are official

See, this is NOT hyperbole

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This is totally irrelevant. His underling attacked a female reporter, and his administration’s response was tone deaf and a lie. He ignored the Commissioner’s memo about cameras, withheld the memo from Hinch and the players, and is directly responsible for the firestorm which followed. He created a win at all costs environment, and his insufferable arrogance had the entire industry hoping for his demise.

Yep, he built a great team, then he pissed it all away. His saying “I did not know” is laughable and is another lie.

I doubt Crane fired AJ/Lunhow because of any sense of honor.

Someone had his nuts in a vise, he made a business decision.

Lunhow defended only himself, paid only lip service to the quality of the players/their achievements, and tried to play the innocent victim.

For building this team, I thank him and will be forever grateful.

For the rest he can fuck right the hell off.

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If for no other reason, Crane should have fired Luhnow for not taking the Commissioner’s memo to the clubhouse to get that stuff stopped. Luhnow deserved what he got; Hinch did not.

Who cares if Luhnow is an asshole and a liar and whatever else? He brought a winner Houston, something something we’ve only attained once which was immediately shit on by the rest of the fucking Jordan loving word. Do you think Belichick should be fired for lying? He’s been caught multiple times. How about Sean Payton? He lied and paid bounties for his layers to hurt other players. How about Saban? There might not be a bigger asshole in the world, and if you think he hasn’t cheated, I got bridge to sell ya. I think all you fucking fuckface’s need to get off your high horses, especially the cock-gobbling Tampon Troll. See y’all in April. I’m out.

Go fuck yourself, and do not bother to return.

Which of the steps of trolling was that?

Someone should repost the steps. Fuck that guy, and you know he is reading now.

All of them.

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You misspelled “schlong-gorvelling.”

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Wow. That was weird.

That jumped up a notch.

And for the record, a person from Tampa is a “Tampan”. Don’t ever let anyone convince you otherwise.

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But Mr. Hawk, Tampon is so much funnier!

Well, I do, because he in large part created the shit tornado all Astro players and fans have had to deal with for the past many months.

I agree that Lunhow didn’t do much to stop the cheating and that’s unacceptable. However, to me, Hinch is the main one to blame here. He was in the dugout with the players. He should have put a stop to it the minute he knew. It’s frustrating. Lunhow built the best team we have witnessed as Astro fans. Hinch was a very good manager as well. They’ll both have a job relatively soon I bet.

I agree Hinch should have stopped it on general principles of leadership, but if Luhnow did not share the Commissioner’s memo with him, there is no way Hinch is more to blame.

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I thought he tried on a couple occasions, but Beltran and Cora still did it? Please confirm my recollection.

He busted up the TV twice, but he never called a meeting and demanded it be stopped.

I couldn’t remember how many tv’s got busted, but it is the second part that is damming.

I wish him well with his future team (when not playing the Astros) and he will be better because of what he learned by not demanding more of his team.