To be fair, with all the 'roids Canseco did, there probably ain’t much to " low five" anyway.
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Also, someone should let Cleveland know that Stanton can hit fastballs that touch the middle square.
Fucking brutal location.
If you’re going to give up hits to him, make them doubles so that he has to run and put his hamstrings at risk.
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Believe the kids call it space docking.
We just called it, an unfortunate and accidental meeting of cocks and balls. NTTIAWWT.
This was no accident.
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Swordfight!
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This game is going south pretty fast.
I’m starting to think this Cleveland club ain’t all its hyped up to be
End of two…3-0 Yankees
The same damn commercial four times in a row? Are they having trouble selling ad time for this series?
Man oh man the Guardians are dick stomping at Astro level. Five LOBsters in the last two innings.
This game/series 100% has a 2024 Astro vibe to it. I guess the positive side to this postseason is thatI’df far prefer a series loss to the tigers than them playing like ass against this Yankee team.
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Guardians finally break through and plate a run
Did I just see Ausmus in the Wanks dugout? So dead to me.
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Guardians load the bases again with one out, chase Cole.
Guardians strand the bases loaded again, but get a pair. 3-2 Yankees
Guardians are 0-7 w/RISP, 9 LOB. Through five innings. Woof.
They have to get an actual hit in one of those AB’s. Sac flies are better than nothing, but they use up outs.