He’s up there with Arraez and Soto in douchebaggery.
A buddy of mine is a White Sox fan.
His wife: “Sorry about the game. When’s the next one?”
April.
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Hard to blame first basemen who leap away into the air at Machado’s approach…
Did we really wait 10 minutes on that review just for a gidp on the next pitch?
Padres have left 7 runners on base in the last 3 innings.
And there was at least 1 doubleplay in there.
Perhaps they can put that on their tshirts.
Padres look every bit the hot dumb young’ns to the Cardinals weathered lords of war. This series is like that scene in Troy where Agamemnon kicks the shit out of Paris.
Well, Agamemnon returns home and gets stabbed to death in the bathtub. Perhaps that’s the Dodgers?
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Consecutive walks in the bottom of the 6th after the Turdinals tacked on 2 in the top of the frame.
This is not good baseball.
3 run tater from Tatis Jr
6-5
And Tatis makes it a 1-run game
I’m trying to think of a Carmen Electra joke—isn’t it his daughter Electra who does
him in?—but I got nothing.
I guess I could think of worse ways to go than being stabbed to death by Carmen Electra in a bathtub.
Machado is the level-headed veteran presence for SD.
It was his wife, wasn’t it? I know this is not her name, but all I can think of is Chlamydia.
Clytemnestra
Chlamydia will do you in too, if left unchecked.
I’d take that mother fucking Tatis over Soto and that Areaz clown all week and twice on Sundays.
And a bathtub might figure in it.
Tied.