We hear from the noisy few who care, the media dutifully plays it up.
Good. 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros!
Don’t ever forget!!!
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Can you even imagine the RAGE, it someone paid to fly a banner over the stadium with that.
We make noise outside the hotel rooms. Guilty as charged. But eggs are good eatin. Aint never seen nobody throw an egg.
Me personally, I keep a store of frozen limes, limes that are well past their use by date. You’d be surprised how obedient people can get, and how quickly, when they’re under attack by frozen limes from an indeterminate number of floors upwards.
If you want to win a WS, consider scoring more than 1 run in game 7.
Or try not blowing 4, 3, and 1 run leads in the same game.
Or try convincing your closer not to blow a 2 run lead at home, where the only trash cans are the ones being used to hold Tony Lasorda’s take out boxes.
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When the Astros finally won the World Series, it was sweet. Everything I imagined it would be. But I figured, this will pass. In a year or so, no one will even rember this. But he we are in October 2020, and all anyone can talk about is the 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros. No one remembers the Cubs finally winning, and they’d have to think hard to remember who won just last year. But the only thing that matters is the 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros. Dodger fans will never get over it. Their grandchildren will weep when they think of the sight of the Astros celebrating the 2017 World Series Championship right there on the infield of Dodger Stadium. Their baseball souls will forever be scarred.
It’s sweeter than I ever imagined possible.
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In case you forgot 21-year old Juan Soto win the World Series last year.
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Never heard of him.
He was only 21? Wow!
3 central. Thank God. I was really worried they might shunt us off to the evening.
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Framber for game 2.
The Astros and A’s are sharing the same hotel. I wonder if Laureano is going to deliver room service.
He’ll no doubt offer advice on the proper serving technique.
Damn, that room service is FUCKIN’ FAST!
The Astros don’t have much of an appetite tonight and have traded their New York strip for a Caesar salad
The umps for the series, with today’s positions:
HP: Tripp Gibson
1B: Ed Hickox
2B: Jerry Meals (CC)
3B: Laz Diaz
LF: Ron Kulpa
RF: Adrian Johnson
Ron Kulpa is a fucking prick, but the rest of this crew is decent.
How does the in-series rotation go?
I believe it goes up from the bottom.
So Game 2 would be
HP Ed Hickox
to
RF: Tripp Gibson
So in essence, the biggest fuckwad of the crew by a large margin could call Game 5 if it goes that long.
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