Pimply Misshapen Asses @ Astros - 16 Jun 23

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And an absolute roll over and show your belly inning in the 8th from the beef of the lineup.

Grand.

Well theyā€™re the first three.

Man, fuck you Montero.

1-2 pitch, PLUNK.

JFC, Montero.

WHY ARE YOU THROWING PITCHES IN THE ZONE 0-2 YOU GODDAMN FUCKING SLAPDICK?!

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Middle of the fucking zone.

His grouping would make an army sharpshooter proud.

And straight as a fucking arrow.

Montero going back to shitsville is the proverbial cherry on top.

And then does that.

Three outs leftā€¦the impossible task of scoring twice looms.

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This sounds vaguely Urban Dictionary

Montero remembering he can throw to other parts of the zone than bottom 3rd and middle of the plate really helped him out.

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Whatever you do, donā€™t google it.

Iā€™m not sure if you misunderstood?

France pitched a hell of a game. He did not pitch a good 7th inning

Its really tough to expect your #7 starter to face a lineup a 3rd time.

The lineup screwed him. He should not have had to be perfect, and the manager should have had someone up and gotten him out after the HR.

I agree that France pitched his ass off.

And if France had gotten the other guys out after the home run? Would that have been great management? Dusty has many faults as a manager, allowing France to pitch the 7th is not among them

Thatā€™s ridiculous 20/20 hindsight.

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Man, nice to see Abreu ambushing a first pitch for a change.

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Jesus Abreu donā€™t swing at that shit I mean swing at that shit swing at that shit!!

Abreu with a leadoff double, moves to 3B on a fly ball to LF