Pick a Coach

Who would you rather have, if they were only choice?

Jason Garrett or Bill O’Brien


I’d take a cardboard cutout of O’Brien over Garrett.


Garrett is already a cardboard cutout of Jason Garrett

I’d take Conan O’Brien over Garrett.


I’d take Conan the Barbarian over Garrett.

I’d take a day old slice of Conan’s Pizza over Garrett.

I’d take Jonad over Garrett.

Garrett’s better than BOB, as Garrett has Jones helping him in the decline. BOB ruins it all by himself.

Brad Garrett

Patrick O’Brien. He’s dead and knew nothing of football but he wrote some ripping yarns that could maybe inspire the team to attack the French.