Padres @ Astros, September 8, 2023

And Brown is out of our misery. Maton in.

Brown looking like shit is a concern.

Sincerely, fuck this team at home.

It’s absolutely pathetic that they got rolled by the worst team in the AL East and now are getting rolled by the worst team in the NL West.

This team sucks balls on ice.

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Had a fucking bad feeling this is how the Astros would perform at home after that pounding of the arlington mouth-breathers.
FUUUUUUUUUCK.

It’s really easy to forget the previous series when you annihilate a rival at their yard.

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Last five gime games, the Astros have scored a grand total of nine runs. And four of them came in just two innings.

I’m just relieved I only have home crowd noise on this broadcast.

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Welp, long day at the winery (brought our first red fruit in, Carignane and Mataro from hundred year old vineyards down in Contra Costa), and I come home to see the Astros shitting the bed. Awesome.

At least, I’m drinking a Third Man. Something is right in this world.

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To their credit, they’ve already shit the bed. Now they’re rolling around in it.

He couldn’t locate his FB for shit. His breaking balls were ineffective.

Other than that he was great.

Halfway…6-1 Padres

Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?

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Was literally about to post that.

Great drinking minds…

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We all could use a boat made of duct tape.

It wasn’t good mojo when those twats at Apple TV had to start this debacle they call a broadcast with the ‘98 NLCS lowlights.

Fuck you very much in perpetuity, kevin brown and jim leyritz.

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Glad you floated the idea, HH.

Diaz hits foul balls even when he doesn’t swing

I suppose you can’t smear the shit all over the bed unless your first shit the bed.

Kind of like drinking all day only works if you start first thing in the morning.

Or maybe I just drink more than is medically advisable.

Holy shit that was awful, Diaz

Dear Yainer,

FUCKING STOP SWINGING AT EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING PUTZ.

Sincerely,

Everyone