Fuck. Welcome home.
And Altuve is swinging at worm-level pitches
Jeebus. The plan seems to be “take fastballs down the middle, swing at anything that hits the dirt”
They need a rainout.
It’s never going to rain again in Houston, so…
Snell is TRYING to walk Astros, yet we don’t have even one walk yet …
SIX strikeouts though.
Three strikeouts, all of them on pitches that bounced. Just sad.
They stuck to the plan.
Snell has thrown about three pitches that were within a bat length of the plate. He has at least 10 swing and misses on pitches that didn’t even reach the dirt cutout.
I fucking hate this team at home
I can get us a rainout.
Everything about this broadcast is giving me a headache. Gonna have to go do something else and listen to the radio guys.
That kills me. I have no idea what the batters are even thinking …
Whatever they are thinking, they are being fooled.
What the fuck, ump?
FUCK!!!
They’re facing the NL Cy Young front runner. Maybe, JUST maybe, he’s got filthy stuff that’s hard to pick up.
Mariners go down. Astros have an opportunity to move into first, but need to get off their dicks, pronto
So they won’t be bogus too.