THROW. FUCKING. STRIKES. YOU. GODDAMN. HAIR. METAL. DICKNOSE.
Padres on the corners, two out
Why would you choose to make Bryan Abreu the closer on Wednesday when Pressly was unavailable due to a sore neck? Baker is just a terrible in-game manager.
Runners at 2B and 3B, two out
Another walk loads the bases
Stanek’s stuff is electric, but he is such a fucking dumpster fire.
Throw fucking strikes. Stop giving them free bases.
Astros heed a run to tie
We now are seeing why he’s never been a good late-inning reliever despite the elite stuff.
Chas bats #3…
Tucker was smart enough to stay the hell away from Straw on that. Guess he’s had one too many close calls.
127 year old Mark Melancon in to pitch for the Padres.
This runner on second is just the best idea ever. Really.
Has a 0.81 ERA.
He was so good early, I think he got overused, and now he needs a break to get his shit right. Of course there’s nobody to replace him with, so…
Let’s walk this off.
SOB is 17/17 in saves already?
What are you looking for Yuli?
Hanging slider right down the middle.
At least Yuli moved a runner