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It’s almost as if he is familiar with creating a reputation that isn’t deserved…

The US can win the world cup? The world cup of what?

You’re not thinking bigly. We’re going to make it so difficult for other teams to enter the country that we’ll be the only team left. Of course, we’ll have to make some threats to Mexico and Canada about the games they’re supposed to be hosting, but if they want to keep selling stuffed mariachi frogs to us, they’ll fall in line.

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Maybe he meant “World Series”.

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This was fun.

Fun Fact: A cricket ball is harder than a baseball. That’s why the cricket bat can take the impact…in the middle. If you’re catching a lot of edges, you won’t have much chance to swing it so it doesn’t really matter.

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I really, really, really want to make fun of this guy’s name. But my grandfather was Richard Ball, and he went by “Dick”.

Dick Trickle wants to buy a minority share.

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Makes sense; the income stream would be pretty weak.

Rusty Kuntz wants in on that.

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The squarehead German who will be bailing my hay this year is named Quint Kuntz

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Is “bailing you hay” a euphemism?

I’m trying to picture a scenario but keep coming up blank.
Wat a minute. Is “coming up blank” a euphemism?

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Albatross! Aaaalbatross!

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Helpful advice from the analysts about the approach shot on #3: “You definitely don’t want to be long. And you definitely don’t want to be short.” Ok, then.

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Guess who are 1 & 2 on the grid at today’s Canadian GP? :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

JJ Spaun looks like Altuve’s fat brother. That is all.

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Urquidy

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Let’s see how that Club World Cup attendance is going:

Everyone else has been detained by ICE.