Orioles @ Astros, September 19, 2023

At 2-0 to the leadoff man Brown was done.

If he was around the plate he may get that call. But being two ft wild for seven pitches means you’re unlikely to get one on the edge.

Which means he was done last inning.

This team is playing such stupid baseball.

Well fuck

Don’t bother fucking covering the bag, Maton

Fuck it

Altuve waits too long to break for second.
Dubon doesn’t freeze on a grounder.
Maton doesn’t cover the bag.
Tucker decides to air mail over third instead of the plate.

Such dumb, dumb baseball.

Jesus this is bad baseball.

Another bloop single and it’s 7-3

Well, Brown only gave up seven. I’m shocked.

Maton cannot be on the playoff roster, can he?

If he at least makes a good throw to 3rd the inning is over.

This is a plane crashing into a train wreck next to a dumpster fire.

Playoffs?

Playoff roster?

The white flag warming in the pen.

Maton failed to cover 1B and gave up a bloop single.

There are larger forces at play here.

Arky had the right idea with frito pie.

Sorry fellas - I meant if the season ended today — yeah this version of the Stros looks dead on arrival

Tucker reaches on an E4