Orioles @ Astros, June 29, 2021

Brantley needs to get his shit together. Chas McCormick is more productive.

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The Orioles have a team ERA of 5.50.

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And the Stros have a bullpen ERA of…?

Is this our first Astros position player on the mound this season?

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Garcia will now mop this up.

Anyone know how to make an infinity symbol on a keyboard?

Of course this fucking cocksucker behind the plate suddenly can see where the edges of the zone are now that it’s a mop up spot.

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He prob gives up less runs than Stanek

Yo Blum and Kalas, in case you haven’t noticed, the Astros are getting their brains beaten in by one of the worst teams in baseball.

Maybe hold off on the blowjobs all around about the great month of June until next game?

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Pretty sure I caught the batter smiling at that pitch an inch off the plate he took for a ball

Santander definitely was grinning after that call.

Holy fuck this HPU is a fuckstick.

Well there’s one plus to pitching a position player - he catches his own pop ups

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Umps prob gonna really ck robel for sticky

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Mullins needed a triple for the cycle

4.10 as a team coming in to tonight, apparently.

So…yeah. Robel Garcia gave up fewer runs than Stanek.

Well…

Scrubb 5.94
Raley 5.97
Garza 4.82
Stanek 4.59
Taylor 3.38
Smith 6.32
Bielak 6.21
Garcia 36.00

I’m not sure how it’s as low as 4.10

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