Altuve held at 3B
They had like two commercial breaks and shit. I was like what the fuck? They came back and it got down to two laps and THEN they started running faster. No thank you. Thatās who I want running for help.
Alvarez walks to load the bases
Still no outs.
Bases drunk for Diaz, still nobody out
Exactly. I got a broken leg out in the middle of nowhere with no water and no cell service twenty five miles from the nearest streetlight? Get me a goddam Kenyan.
Smooth
There have been some seriously odd plays this game.
WTF?
Infield in, grounder to SS who tries to tag Bregman, but misses. He flips to 3B, but the third baseman isnāt on the bag. Altuve scores, nobody out
Juiced for Jakeā¦
Jake down on strikes
Iāll take last place from tonight.
I did hurdles and jumps in high school, good enough to qualify for state for long jump snd triple jump in Illinois. But all of my good friends were distance/cross country guys. Every once in a while I would do a distance workout with them running through town, and they would take it easy on me and set a pace I could keep up with, but there was no way I was keeping up with them in an actual race. But we had four (!) guys who were sub-4:10 milers, and they would come do speed workouts with us once a week, and they were as fast as me.
Singleton with a 2-run single!
On the corners for Dubonā¦
This game is like a bizzaro reversal universe.
Dubon with the fourth double of the inning, as Diaz hits the pay station
I did not have āvauntingā on my Astros bingo card tonight.
Thereās a fight at the bat rack
0-2 count?
2 run double.