Orioles @ Astros, June 21, 2024

That’s 4 outs shifted into oblivion.

Another tailor made double play ball ends up a shiftfuck single. 1B and 3B again

Maybe they should play the defense straight up.

2 combined 300-hoppers.

I hate this fucking organization. They get absolutely everything they deserve.

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But nobody would think that was clever.

And an actual double play ends the inning. Dubin only gives up one, despite having to get seven outs.

3-2 Orioles.

Baltimore hit into 3 double plays that inning.

Thank goodness the Astros finally accommodated them.

Seven straight ALCS appearances and two rings?

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They’ve been asking for it.

Oh good.

The ad about bears wiping their asses.

That’ll ease the pain.

That’s my least favorite toilet paper ad.

Yeah, but I’m a Charmin man

I’m all about Quilted Northern 3-ply.

The toilet paper scientists need to up the “septic safe” options.

Jake!!!

3-run ding Dong!

Yehaw!

End of five…5-3 Astros

Jake is a real 2.5 tool player. He can run, he can field, and he can sometimes hit for power.

I use whatever my wife brings home from Walmart. I figure if she’s going to insist on shopping at Walmart I might as well put some of what she brings home to a suitable purpose.

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