That’s 4 outs shifted into oblivion.
Another tailor made double play ball ends up a shiftfuck single. 1B and 3B again
Maybe they should play the defense straight up.
2 combined 300-hoppers.
I hate this fucking organization. They get absolutely everything they deserve.
But nobody would think that was clever.
And an actual double play ends the inning. Dubin only gives up one, despite having to get seven outs.
3-2 Orioles.
Baltimore hit into 3 double plays that inning.
Thank goodness the Astros finally accommodated them.
Seven straight ALCS appearances and two rings?
They’ve been asking for it.
Oh good.
The ad about bears wiping their asses.
That’ll ease the pain.
That’s my least favorite toilet paper ad.
Yeah, but I’m a Charmin man
I’m all about Quilted Northern 3-ply.
The toilet paper scientists need to up the “septic safe” options.
Jake!!!
3-run ding Dong!
Yehaw!
End of five…5-3 Astros
Jake is a real 2.5 tool player. He can run, he can field, and he can sometimes hit for power.
I use whatever my wife brings home from Walmart. I figure if she’s going to insist on shopping at Walmart I might as well put some of what she brings home to a suitable purpose.