OPENING DAY...Astros @ Athletics, April 1, 2021

B3:

Murphy flies out F8 on the first pitch

i just can’t like anyone on our division rivals. it’s just not right.

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I’m working on a Balboa. I thought I had six but I had only four.

B3:

Pinder flies out F8

The kid been raiding your beer fridge already?

COVID isolation walks.

B3:

Andrus…count goes to 3-1…Andrus trots down to 1B…is informed it’s a 4-ball league…takes a strike then lifts a rule-book double to LF…A’s first baserunner

You figure Andrus would have learned to count by now.

We’ve all lost track.

He’ll steal my pizza and he’ll make off with my iPad to watch airplane videos but as far as I know he’s not yet developed a taste for beer.

Those were in my beer / hot sauce fridge, though. Not sure how you knew that.

I would pay money to watch him take groundballs at 3B

B3:

Canha…0-2…1-2…2-2…3-2 and Andrus to 3B on a wild pitch…strikes out swinging

No score through three

Where else would you keep them?

Well, in the regular fridge. I have back up beer in there, too, of course. I’m pretty sure tomorrow’s a dry day here so you can never be too careful.

T4:

Altuve…full count…draws a leadoff walk

That was a real walk, not a three-ball walk.

T4:

Brantley lines a double off the top of the RCF wall, Altuve to 3B

Have bat, will hit.

T4:

Bregman chops out 5-3, Altuve scores

1-0 Astros

Fucking hell.