OPENING DAY...Astros @ Athletics, April 1, 2021

B1:

Laureano grounds out 6-3

I’ve got Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA and a Punch.

Piss Pipe went down too fast to throw us a pout.

B1:

Olson…battling…works the count full…strikes out swinging on the 11th pitch of the at bat.

No score after one

Can’t say I’m crazy about the Ranger beer, but the Punch is a solid choice.

T2:

Tucker strikes out swinging

Since we’re playing Oakland it feels like a baseball game that’s not being played in covid times

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Looks like Carlos has some new tattoos.

T2:

Correa grounds out 4-3 behind 2B in the shift

As long as they’re not on his neck…

B2:

Alvarez…0-2…takes a high strike for ball one…2-2…full up…pops out F5

No score

B2:

Chapman…0-2…1-2…strikes out swinging

B2:

Moreland grounds out 3U

B2:

Lowrie lines back to Greinke, who knocks it down and tosses to first for the 1-3

No score

Love that Greinke bender, man.

Different talk for a different time, but I think Chapman is my favorite non-astro.

T3:

Gurriel…quickly down 0-2…whiffs on the slider away

T3:

Straw grounds out 5-3 on the first pitch

T3:

Maldonado grounds out 5-3

Quick inning…no score

I like Chapman a little too but thought he would be a better hitter for average.