Acuña’s little brother fights back from 0-2 to draw a walk to load the bases. Christ.
Goddammit Hader. What a bummer.
Well, at least Hader’s not wasting any time pissing me off.
Hader is depressing.
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One away! Hader k’s the Mets’ backup backup C, taking his first major league plate appearance.
Based still loaded, one out. Top of the order up.
Fucked around and went from a low stress bunch of nobodies to having to face the meat of their lineup. Fucking idiocy.
Lindor, sac fly to center. 3-1 now, Soto up with 2 out.
Let’s end this. Soto, Fuck!!
Ball one to Soto, who scuttles like a crab, as is his wont.
Ball two. No scuttle.
Ball three. No scuttle.
A strike!
Another strike! (fouled back)
SLIDER GOT HIM SWINGING
WINNER
Unclench your buttholes. Whew.
Well, it’s a W.
Scuttle back to the dugout!
Fuck.THE.Mets!!!
Never in doubt.
A hundred more of these, please.
Never in doubt
Not exactly a pretty ending but I’ll take it.
And we won’t have to worry about Hader on the mound tomorrow.
Not pretty at all.