Clemens makes it 2 out of 3.
Don’t know what the fuck Mark Wahlberg has anything to do with any of this
Last year that’s a shiftfuck single.
Anyone doing PbP?
Heard Chandler Rome say during ST that Framber was the one he worried about most re: the pitch clock. Made sense to me. Looking forward to seeing how he reacts when he doesn’t have all the time he’d like to slow things down.
T1:
Anderson grounds out 4-3
Robert dribbles one out in front of the plate, Framber doesn’t get much of a jump and Robert beats it out for a 20-ft single
Vaughn pops out F6
Jiménez grounds into 6-4 FC
No score
Hopefully that’s something they’ve worked out
B1:
Peña slaps a single up the middle…first Astros knock of 2023
Bregman strikes out swinging
Peña swipes 2B, first Astros stolen base of 2023
Alvarez strikes out swinging
Abreu strikes out swinging
No score
Three putrid at bats after Pena gets on. Lovely.
Hey bartender! Need another margarita!
Yes, it’s unusable.
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T2:
Moncada strikes out looking
Benintendi lines out to 1B
Grandal grounds out 5-3
No score
Wow, tough pitch caught Tucker looking.
B2:
Tucker strikes out looking
Diaz flies out F8
Meyers takes strike one, takes strike two, takes strike three
No score.
Cease looks like he should be playing the “cop” in an 80s porno.
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T3:
Andrus grounds out 6-3
Gonzalez grounds out 3U
Anderson doubles down the RF line, hit the line
Robert…0-2…foul…1-2…2-2…foul…chops out 5-3
No score
B3:
Maldonado strikes out looking
Dubon grounds out 4-3
Peña strikes out swinging
Still no score.
I need a fajita.
The Astros are the guy in handcuffs getting it in the butt from him.