Oakland at Houston, September Thirteen, Twenty-Twenty-Three

You’re lucky, zip for precip here

It’s never going to rain n Houston again.

Yeah, Houston is always starved for rain.

It rained June 28th. Not a single drop since while it being 110+ every day.

Diaz beaned right in the head. Ouch

Scary

He seems to be ok.

Halfway…4-0 Astros

Jeremy Peña has homered since it last rained here.

Yeah, that’s so terrible for the Gulf Coast. How will you ever survive? Golf courses and yards might not be green. Fuck.

Something, something, bootstraps.

Well, it’s more that that. We need water as much as you assholes.

Where was your place in the country, and how is the water situation out there?

It was in Freestone County, near Mexia. I sold that a couple of years ago. I’m guessing the water table was pretty low and wells were going dry. That’s what happened to me in 2011.

Gotcha.

Please don’t try to compare the Gulf Coast being dry to other people in other places. Please. This is a fucking disaster for a whole lot of people.

Oh TK.

They should have coached you up on how to say Refugio.

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Right. Because we don’t count. Gotcha.

Brantley with a single, Diaz with an RBI double!

Uncle Mike boogies around the bases

Yainer time!