Well, it’s not quite as unusual as I made it sound. Chicago’s regular long-snapper was evidently injured in the first quarter of this morning’s game, and the backup is one of their tight ends, who has subsequently caught two TD passes.
On the other hand, in the Penn State game yesterday, the guy who snapped a shotgun snap wound up catching a halfback pass for a TD (on the same play).
Lions putting the screws to the Cowboys. 27-6 at the half.
This is an ass whoopin. Lions up 47-9. Still almost a whole quarter to play. Prescott on the bench.
If there is any juice left in Jerry, it’s being squeezed out today. I hate that fucker. Fuck him in the ear with a beach umbrella.
Today is his birthday.
Hah fucking Hah!!
My soul nearly ascended reading this
Hey Jerry, happy bidet!!
Lions offense averaged 10.3 yards per play today. Per play.
Just a while ago they called a hook and ladder where they pitched it to a guy who weighs 400 pounds. And he damn near scored.
Someone tweeted a photo like that one and said that he looks like he just saw a high school integrate.
I’m a Cowboy fan and I can just say that whatever level of disdain you have for Jerry, multiply it by infinity for me.
More than that for me, and I am a Dallas fan too.
Infinity squared?
Cubed, actually.
I’m not a Dallas fan, the opposite really, and I think that Jones has been a terrific owner for Dallas.
I never want to see him leave.
