Alright, Jose.
Alex be hackin’
Summon the Kraken, er, Yordan.
Well that was a disappointing inning.
Bregman killed that inning.
Lead off double, wasted.
Bregman really feels like empty calories this year.
To be fair to Bregman, he did have an RBI double earlier in the game and has been hitting over .300 since he returned.
Not been just this year. He hasn’t really been an offensive threat since 2019.
The plate is now 24" wide
How tall is Siri? He looks big.

How tall is Siri? He looks big.
Hey Siri…how tall is Siri?
Why is “to be fair” necessary? He swung at a shitty first pitch and popped up after a leadoff double.

How tall is Siri? He looks big.
Baseball reference has him listed at 6’2", 175 lbs. So yeah, he’s more than one altuve tall.
Uh, Jake…gotta be ready for a 3-1 hanger
Strike one and strike three to Meyers were at least 30 inches apart.
That pitch wasn’t where I expected it to be, either.
What a terrible AB.
No, it was undeniably a lousy ab, but he has not sucked since he returned to the lineup. In general, I agree that he is nowhere close to his 2019 peak.
- Gotta hammer the 3-1 pitch.
- Gotta protect, but that’s a tough pitch
- If first pitch is a strike, there’s no way in hell that can be a strike too.
- Jake got hosed
5-10. HAMMER 3-1 CEMENT MIXERS