Mariners @ Astros, June 8, 2022

4-3 Mariners. HR by France

Fucking A, Urquidy.

Please get him out of there. He and Garcia are so damn inconsistent.

…and Urquidy’s ERA over 5 now

Trader Jerry DiPoto must be dying to trade France. I wouldn’t mind him on the Astros.

Can he pitch?

Only if his team is up by 5+ runs

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He tried for a while then gave up.

Jeez, Diaz. That’s two errors on the same play.

Why throw that ball, Diaz?

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Sac fly makes it 5-3

Urquidy out, Bielak in

Bielak gets the next two guys. Halfway…5-3 Mariners

3-1 lead, then promptly give up 4. Perfect.

Alex Bregman, the King of Popup

All that’s missing is 1 white batting glove

This game has been a waste of perfectly good bourbon so far.

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per the broadcast, Urquidy’s given up 17 runs in 3 starts vs Seattle and 16 runs in 8 starts versus the rest of MLB

At the Stretch…still 5-3 Mariners

100 at Altuve’s chin.

I hope that’s the end of it.