Pena grounds out to 2nd, Pena at 1st with 2 outs
Julks single, Pena to 3rd, still no Astros runs yet but we’re one hit or wild pitch away from one
Machete works the count full, then flies out.
We have 2 hits but no runs
3-0
Blanco earning a Seattle paycheck, serves up another home run
Blanco catching a lot of plate with his FB.
Strangers now leading the Stranglers 5 to 3, so we need to win to stay 2 back
Pretty sure these strospolls are designed by chat gpt’s retarded younger brother, Chet.
Our top of the order is sure playing like bottom feeders so far …
Ummmm…what?
I think he’s trying to take our minds off the fact that we are down 3-0 at home to a team with a losing record …
I love the idea of Chat GPT’s ne’er-do-well brother, Chet.
Speaking of Chets…Bill Paxton’s character in Weird Science is hands down one of the top 10 Chets of all time.
Chet Baker, Chet Atkins, …
Well, Seattle didn’t score in the 4th. Maybe the Astros could start doing that?
Abreu starts off with a first-pitch line out.
Ne’er do well works, I guess.
Then Diaz flies out.
It’s a short list
I think the eponymous “missing chum” of the Hardy Boys book was a Chet.
ETA: IIRC, from, you know, literally 33 years ago.