Mariners @ Astros, July 26, 2020

T5:

Abreu in to pitch

Lewis walks

T5:

Seager hit by the first pitch, Lewis to 2B

T5:

White…3-2…pops to shallow RF

T5:

Marmolejos lines to CF

T5:

Lopes drilled right between the shoulder blades on the first pitch, Lewis to 3B, Seager to 2B

Good grief abreu

Abreu is a fucking shit show so far

Eschenfelder is driving me nuts when i don’t tune him out.

T5:

Smith grounds out 3-1

That was way more excitement than anyone wanted

Astros still lead 5-4

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Where’s TK?

He has COVID-19

B5:

Magill on the hill…

Brantley strikes out swinging

B5:

Bregman strikes out swinging

Does Eschenfelder listen to himself babble?

ā€œIs he a guy who struggles to start a season or just doesn’t hit in April?ā€. Someone tell the dumbass that April is typically the start of a season.

B5:

Gurriel singles up the middle

Where the Fuck is Toro?

B5:

Correa…3-0…3-1…walks, Gurriel to 2B

Ask and ye shall receive…

B5:

Toro lines out to 3B…smoked, but right at Seager

God I seriously just want to put a hole in my TV listening to Eschenfelder. He is fucking AWFUL.