Mariners @ Astros, August 16, 2020

Pitching change, out, commercial, out, pitching change.

Just like Manfred drew it up.

Swing the fucking bat!!!

Bregman is wearing me out.

This Gerber fellow is like Hunter Pence on double espresso.

He’s painful to watch. At least Altuve is trying

To the 9th…2-2

Pressly in for the 9th

Pressly with a 1-2-3 9th, setting it up for walkoff heroics by Altuve!

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Is like to order 1 run for the home team please.

No fries.

Would you like a soda with that? Upgrade to a large for only 39 cents!

I’ll usually tell whataburger to make the drink a small instead of the 8 gallon medium.

It completely short circuits the attendant.

Swing the fucking bat!!!

Pain. Ful.

Altuve takes strike three

Tucker!!!

Astros walk it off!!!

Holy fucking shit.

I thought that was a pop up off the bat.

I am gobsmacked.

Tucker!

MOTHERTUCKER!!!

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Wait…does this mean we won’t do the 10th inning?