Mariners @ Astros, August 14, 2020

Never mind

Bases drunk for Yordan…

Not before they load them up with a walk.

Seattle finally executed a baseball play.

Nicely too.

Yordan grounds into 5-4-3 double play to end the inning. But every Astro reaches base as they send 14 men to the plate

9-1 Astros

9 runs giving up 7 hits, 3 errors , and three walks.

Not a recipe for success.

Shiftfuck infield single is the Mariners first hit

I said almost!!! I’d be pleased if the Astros scored 20 runs every game. I hate all other teams.

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A 2nd homer by Yordan there might have caused half the city to orgasm guacamole.

There’s nothing like a double play.

4-6-3 twin killing ends the top of the 2nd

Astros bats back to work

And the other half?

Yuli with a 3-bagger!

YULI DON’T CARE ABOUT NO DOUBLES!

Just regular orgasms

what do you think Nola is thinking at this point?

Why the fuck did I wanna be a catcher…

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you gotta like Maldonado not knowing the count.

I love Blummer

Kalas “that’s a walk right”

Blummer “if we’re playing baseball”

Strasburg just got hurt. What is the current IL count for pitchers?