Mariners @ Astros, 8/20/2023

Ground ball a little up the middle but clearly Altuve’s ball, Peña just glides behind 2nd instead of covering the bag for a DP opportunity, and Altuve has to race the runner to 2nd for a force.

I think I’ll just stay here and drink.

At least there are no Gallery Furniture commercials.

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I won’t be shocked if we hear/read about the Astros having a team meeting after this game.

I’m grilling a steak today. Mrs Hawk is making this salad thing with strawberry vinaigrette. It shall be the highlight of my afternoon.

I wonder when Stanek last entered a game in the 3rd inning.

I’m thinking a nap might be my best move.

After two innings, the Mariners are already secure enough to go to their pen.

It’s about the SeaBees building impromptu airfields on various Pacific islands during WWII, you’ll love it.

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Now would be a good time for Yordan Alvarez to remember he’s Yordan Alvarez.

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Attaboy!

SIGNS OF LIFE!!!

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Well, that’s a start.

Attaboy!

Come on Chas! Don’t waste an at bat!

Ugh.

Let’s go Singleton!

He’s pitched the 3rd inning once before today

Shitfuck

Pick me up, Mauricio…

Singleton has shown why he’s been out of the league for eight years.

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Mauricio!!