Dude, we’ve called him a black hole in the lineup, but really?
Come on, Bregman, make me look bad. Or at least worse.
Popup Bregman. But it was a stellar Popup to 3B in foul territory.
Holy fuck that was a good pitch to hit = Breggy popup
He’s dropping his shoulders to try and lift the ball. Recipe for disaster.
Astros finally get off the schneid. End of six…3-2 Mariners
Bregman is to pop ups as a roux is to gumbo.
Yep. If he continues to drop his shoulders to lift the ball, it will not go away, either.
Bregman is the store-bought-jarred-roux to proper gumbo

Bregman is the store-bought-jarred-roux to proper gumbo
A lot like his Breggy Bomb line of products.
You know, for all his faults, Singleton is a pretty good glove at 1B.
Hippie dude in. Gives up a 2-out double, while I make my next margarita
At the Stretch…3-2 Marineros.
Try not swinging at pitches that might hit you, Jeremy.
Peña with an infield single
Homerton!!!

Peña with an infield single
Urias saved that from being a double, to be fair.
HOMERTON!
That was a hanging breaking ball.
Gotta be fucking kidding me.
Bat flip was again proper.