Marineros @ Los Astros, Cinco de Mayo, 2024

Dude, we’ve called him a black hole in the lineup, but really?

Come on, Bregman, make me look bad. Or at least worse.

Popup Bregman. But it was a stellar Popup to 3B in foul territory.

Holy fuck that was a good pitch to hit = Breggy popup

He’s dropping his shoulders to try and lift the ball. Recipe for disaster.

Astros finally get off the schneid. End of six…3-2 Mariners

Bregman is to pop ups as a roux is to gumbo.

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Yep. If he continues to drop his shoulders to lift the ball, it will not go away, either.

Bregman is the store-bought-jarred-roux to proper gumbo

A lot like his Breggy Bomb line of products.

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You know, for all his faults, Singleton is a pretty good glove at 1B.

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Hippie dude in. Gives up a 2-out double, while I make my next margarita

At the Stretch…3-2 Marineros.

Try not swinging at pitches that might hit you, Jeremy.

Peña with an infield single

Homerton!!!

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Urias saved that from being a double, to be fair.

HOMERTON!

That was a hanging breaking ball.

Gotta be fucking kidding me.

Bat flip was again proper.

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