Bregman signed Hader.
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Dubon, Meyers, Altuve due up.
On the plus side, I’m soon to be making grilled chicken tacos with avocaco/serrano sauce, diced cabbage, lime juice, and beer
…and maybe mescal.
Dubón taps back to the mound n a pitch over his head
Meyers hacks out on a pitch over his head.
Over his fucking head.
Yeah, let’s blame this one on the offense
Altuve flies out
Ballgame.
Brown sucked, Montero sucked, Abreu sucked, Hader sucked. Other than that, just fucking peachy.
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There’s not one thing this team is doing right.
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The bullpen has cost this team so many games.
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This is now seven blown saves for the Astros’ bullpen.
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Not what we expected coming into the season.
Another gut punch
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Have they turned in the wrong lineup card yet?
Every fucking game where Bregman is hitting higher than eighth.
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Yeah, I set that up
The offense and starters have been haywire, but this team is over .500 if Crane’s Greatest Bullpen Ever were even league average.
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Yep. I certainly wouldn’t have bet on Abreu, Pressly and Hader all pitching so poorly to start the season.
There’s plenty to criticize about the construction of this roster… but so many apparently healthy mid-career star players in crisis simultaneously is damned hard to plan for. Abreu, Pressly, Hader, Bregman… and I really, really don’t like where Yordan’s season is headed.
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