Oysters, I tells ya. It makes the bat swing.
El Pasador de Oro XO
Your liquor budget must be impressive.
I donât have a mortgage, soâŚ
2-out double off the LF wall by Ohtani
1-out?
OopsâŚwishful thinking on my part. Yes, one out, Angel on 2B
Itâs no ordinary Angel, itâs the Archangel himself.
Ohtaniâs a pretty big olâ boy, isnât he?
Heâs 10 ft tall and shoots fireballs out of his arse.
Wow. Sounds like my twin. I only do the fireballs though when I get the extra-hot green sauce.
LMJ strands the doubleâŚmiddle of fourâŚno score
But whoâs a better fisherman?
Shohei, Queen of the Desert.
Just about anybody.
Iâm assuming he didnât get skunked in Florida.
Bregman draws another leadoff walk
not once, not twice, but three times. Iâm just like the Minnesota Uno-Penises when they play the Yankees.
Let me know next time youâre there. As God as my witness, I swear you will catch a fish.
I have since then. In the Everglades, which may be the greatest place on earth, and not because I caught a fish. Itâs pretty incredible.