LAAAngels @ Astros 9/9

Oysters, I tells ya. It makes the bat swing.

El Pasador de Oro XO

Your liquor budget must be impressive.

I don’t have a mortgage, so…

2-out double off the LF wall by Ohtani

1-out?

Oops…wishful thinking on my part. Yes, one out, Angel on 2B

It’s no ordinary Angel, it’s the Archangel himself.

Ohtani’s a pretty big ol’ boy, isn’t he?

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He’s 10 ft tall and shoots fireballs out of his arse.

Wow. Sounds like my twin. I only do the fireballs though when I get the extra-hot green sauce.

LMJ strands the double…middle of four…no score

But who’s a better fisherman?

Shohei, Queen of the Desert.

Just about anybody.

I’m assuming he didn’t get skunked in Florida.

Bregman draws another leadoff walk

not once, not twice, but three times. I’m just like the Minnesota Uno-Penises when they play the Yankees.

Let me know next time you’re there. As God as my witness, I swear you will catch a fish.

I have since then. In the Everglades, which may be the greatest place on earth, and not because I caught a fish. It’s pretty incredible.

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