Double for Doobie!
Good Dubon
Our top 4 in the lineup are 2 for 11.
Tying run at the plate in the form of Diaz…
All right!
So much dick stomping looms large it’s hard to remember which dick even got stomped
Hope Yainer is up to the moment.
NOW you’re talking!
Now if Diaz can be patient…please?
Pitcher change. Good news or bad news for us?
Dammit
Nope
Chas with the Puddin’ Pop ™
Up to Altuve
Diaz got a pitch to crush, popped it up
Way to drive it, Yainer.
That kind of night
We’ve been bitching all night for that?
The zone is 5 feet tall
Once again, fuck you, ump.