Game-winning rallies are so 2022.
He has a name
Maldy is barely hitting my high school weight.
If this were the Astros of the six prior seasons, they would lick their chops at the sight of facing the Kansas City bullpen. But, not this year’s version.
Tucker flies out. He’s been pretty fucking awful lately.
Zero plate discipline
It rhymes with Rusty.
And Musty
Abreu with a knock!
Come on, Chas. Find that pair that’s been missing
The entire month of September set up very nicely for them.
Then Texas AND Seattle crashed back to Earth.
Yet this is what they’ve done.
Chas!!!
Doctor, there’s a heartbeat!
Please don’t let it be false hope again.
I have coming up just short more than any other kind of loss.
Framber’s defensive dick stomp looms large now.
Wake up call!
Watch how Brandon Hyde managed the Orioles in the last series. In the sixth inning of one of the games, he brings Santander off the bench in a big spot.
Baker never does that with Maldonado when he has Diaz sitting there on the bench.
Well, there’s the 3. Can they get more? Can they hold KC in the 9th?

Framber’s defensive dick stomp looms large now.
So does Maldy’s in the first.

Bregman with a leadoff walk
I’d say they have to get three runs this inning to have a puncher’s chance, but who am I kidding.
Hope you’re happy now.
If he’d lose some goddamn weight he could shave a couple of seconds off his home run trot.