Just met Marcus Semien's cousin

I know this isn’t particularly exciting, but I had to share with a group that at least recognizes the name.

I just talked to Marcus Semien’s cousin. He was selling Google Fiber door-to-door. He said that he’s been to a couple of Marcus’s games during his A’s tenure, but hasn’t gotten up to Arlington yet.

This concludes my anecdote!

Did you buy the fiber?


Would’ve loved to, he was a really nice guy. But I avoid giving Google my money when I don’t absolutely have to. We’re lucky in that we have a really good local ISP that’s not a grasping tech giant.

Patrick Mahomes’s cousin used to clean my pool.

I couldn’t help but read this in the same tone as “He fixes the cable?”