Joe Kelly speaks

“It was just a mismatch from the get-go,” Kelly said on the Baseball Isn’t Boring podcast. “If we had a playoff re-ranking, they might be ranked the eighth or ninth-best playoff team, you know what I mean? You’re putting the Padres ahead of them, you’re putting the Phillies ahead of them, you’re putting the Mets ahead of them, you’re putting the Braves ahead of them.”

“It was just a complete mismatch,” he added

Who is “they/them”? The Astros? If so, that’s about right.

It was the Yankees he was talking about.

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The Yankees. Kelly is such an asshole.

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You know I must have missed his important post season contributions.

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Oh, well that’s completely fucked up then. On point for Kelly, but fucked up.

NYY

The subject line surprised me as I thought Neanderthals were incapable of more than grunts.

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I’m disappointed that he was able to open his mouth in public and complete a sentence without getting his teeth knocked in.

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With Kelly’s petulant sobbing and Judge’s jersey clutching there is a pathetic but solid competition for smarmiest asshole in baseball.

Kelly is an asshole to the degree that makes prime years AJ Pierzynski look like Dale Carnegie.

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Always and forever, fuck AJ Pierzynski

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My best friend Dan, from the Great Beyond, joins you in that sentiment.

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