I love his arm
A platinum blonde hairy fish.
Tapia swipes 2B
Maldonado did everything he could.
Those are them Asian farmed shitpond fish.
I do miss Tapatia on Richmond though.
Talapia flops into second base.
Yep. Sometimes you just don’t get him.
Ponche!
Montero is a grown man.
Big out. I wanted no part of Vlad Jr with runners on.
Did I mention I LOVE Montero’s arm?
Is it closed?
He throws easy gas.
Yeah, I’d much rather see Vlad Jr leading off an inning.
Alright Astros’ offense, let’s get a run.
I’ve probably said this before, but as a catcher, there are guys who throw “light” fastballs that just whizz in there, and guys who throw “heavy” fastballs that feel like it’s gonna just go right through your chest. Montero throws the latter. I love it.
Mayza in for the Jays
Another weak ground ball from an Astros’ hitter.
I do too, and not just this year.

Maldonado did everything he could.
Baggy had just been breaking down that Montero’s leg kick was high enough for the steal - over 1.4
Seconds to the plate.