Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread

Recorrection: Holy Shit! It is real.

How on brand for the ultimate conman to leap into the world of NFTs to wring every last cent out of his deluded cult members.

Did you go to the website? I don’t want that showing up in my ads.

Nope. Don’t want to give that guy anything, including my IP address.

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No fucking way. I’ll let Jon Oliver do that for me, because you know he will.

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The path is clear. In order to MAGA, every true American must sell everything and buy these sacred trading cards. The Chosen One has spoken.

MAGA!!

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Meanwhile, from Bloomberg News:

Attorney disciplinary regulators recommended Rudy Giuliani be disbarred after a Washington, DC Bar committee announced a preliminary finding that he likely violated at least one attorney practice rule in pressing Donald Trump’s failed legal challenge to President Joe Biden’s 2020 win in Pennsylvania.

It’s not just NFTs he’s hawking, but dinner with him, a round of golf (not with him) and shit he has signed.

This seems more desperate than just his regular con jobs. I get the sense that he is truly desperate for cash.

He knows his mark. This is a gold mine.

How long until he launches his own crypto currency?

I think that ship has already sunk.

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This would seem to be…what’s the word…illegal.

Out of curiosity…the Trump digital trading cards are $99/each…is there a separate shipping and handling fee attached to each card?

Gotta hand it to him: dude knows a good scam when he sees one. That the NFT minting process helps contribute to climate change is simply icing on the cake. The only things that surprise me are that it took him this long to get into the NFT game, and that there isn’t already a TrumpCoin or some shit.

Also, I have not seen the cards, but I read where they “depict Trump’s life and accomplishments” like as a boxer, a cowboy, a fighter pilot, and an astronaut. You know…all of the careers he’s managed to perfect.

In addition to being wildly inapplicable, they’re also badly photoshopped.

This poll was obviously before his MAJOR announcement

For $99, you get just one, right? They’re described as “trading cards” so that suggests you buy them like baseball cards - not knowing what card you’re getting - so you have to keep buying to try to get the ones you’re missing.

There’s no way you’re done at just $99.

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