I guess the umpires are going to need new patches

At least $1 billion of client funds missing at failed crypto firm FTX

Looks like FTX did an oopsie. Hope none of y’all take investment advice from patches.

Sums up the crypto industry pretty well:

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FTX apparently stands for Fortunes Totally eXterminated! (boo! Hiss!)

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I’m sure Larry David and Tom Brady invested a bunch of their money in this deal

I was told that fortune favors the brave.

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But rarely the stupid.

Was that the same company?

I hope so.

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I don’t really remember. But I wonder if he took payment for his work in crypto or insisted on good, old-fashioned greenbacks.

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No, he shilled for a different scam (crypto dot com)

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