Home Opener! Angels @ Astros, April 18, 2022

Come on Jose…good time to unfuck yourself

Isn’t this guy sort of obligated to come out of the pen wearing a hockey mask?

Wow.

That’s Jason

Jeez, Altuve. What a shit at bat.

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That pitch right there should have been bouncing off of the scoreboard.

Cement mixer went unpunished.

My bad.

Altuve is just fucking trash right now. That was fucking pathetic.

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I used to know a guy named Altuve who would have sent that strike two slider over the heart of the plate up onto the tracks.

FIFY.

I wonder if Peña can ever turn into a lead off hitter

Now how about a fucking zero

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Attaboy! Now back to work!

Wrong part of the yard, Mike.

415 ft? Not sure I’m buying that.

The out that Brantley just hit went that far

Yuli is only slightly less fucked up than Altuve

Well…shit

Hey, look at that, hit the ball where it’s pitched.