Come on Jose…good time to unfuck yourself
Isn’t this guy sort of obligated to come out of the pen wearing a hockey mask?
Wow.
That’s Jason
Jeez, Altuve. What a shit at bat.
That pitch right there should have been bouncing off of the scoreboard.
Cement mixer went unpunished.
My bad.
Altuve is just fucking trash right now. That was fucking pathetic.
I used to know a guy named Altuve who would have sent that strike two slider over the heart of the plate up onto the tracks.
FIFY.
I wonder if Peña can ever turn into a lead off hitter
Now how about a fucking zero
Attaboy! Now back to work!
Wrong part of the yard, Mike.
415 ft? Not sure I’m buying that.
The out that Brantley just hit went that far
Yuli is only slightly less fucked up than Altuve
Well…shit
Hey, look at that, hit the ball where it’s pitched.