Help with Facebook

Yes, I’ve done that. There was no email sent. They say they do that, but they’re lying. They don’t.

Understood. You’ve done all you can do, and Facebook/Meta suck donkey balls.

They obviously prefer for you to make a new account. Hey, that’s one more user they can tell the advertisers about.

Can’t make a new account, at least not using my real information. It tells me I already have an account. Just enter the password. I guess I’ll make a fake one.

Not to make light of Hudson’s troubles, I am reminded of this.

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This exact thing happened to my sister in law a few weeks ago. Facebook and Instagram accounts (linked together through Meta) both hacked, e-mails and passwords changed. I tried to help her make sense of it, but all of the support articles are either incorrect (i.e. she got an e-mail saying her account’s e-mail address was changed, but no confirmation was required) or completely useless. It’s obvious Meta doesn’t give two shits about this when it happens to the common folk.

[Zuckerberg Pretend-Blinking Like a Human GIF]

So an FYI for those with whom I am Facebook friends…I figured out why I was hacked…they simply want to spam all my friends with shit. So if you see something from my profile about crypto or window replacement or penis pills or gay porn or whatever…please do not respond. I would suggest unfriending and deleting me. I may make another page, haven’t decided yet. But beware of HH imposters!!

You were a crypto master in the post I saw. My reaction was: “WTF? The Renaissance Man has struck again.” You appeared to be quite proud of yourself.

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It’s those little bits of verisimilitude that mark successful schemes.

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I don’t often get a chance to work “verisimilitude” into a sentence. Nice work. I did get to use “vicissitudes” in a work presentation recently. Which was nice.

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There can be only one…

Unless you can work it into freakin’ song lyrics…

So you’re not…

Here’s all I know about crypto trading: “I’ll give you one of these for two of those”.

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Jersey Mike’s needs a new social media team.

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Wait a minute. The pills are bogus?!?!?