Halloween Pranks

Unfortunately, there will be no disguising the fact that I’m home. My living room window is right on the sidewalk and I’ll be parked in front of the TV.

Put up a sign: candy stops at 7:02

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Put up an sign saying Trick or Treaters will be treated as trespassers and you believe in the 2nd Amendment.

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Respect.

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I am putting a sign on my door and leaving. No profanity though.

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What time does trick or treating start? Haven’t seen a one yet.

Usually about 6:45 around here.

Wow!

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That’s the way you do it!

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Man, they are gonna get chicks for free.

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No.
Salsa Night.

Superb HEB commercial.

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We wound up with a grand total of 10 kids last night, the fewest in our 9 Halloweens at this house (other than ‘20, of course). It’s kind of sad.

Had one large group of about 10 kids come around. What am I going to do with all this fentanyl now?

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Take it to work and let your co-workers have it.

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Good idea. I work from home, so I am sharing it all amongst everyone here.

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This is some next level evil genius shit.